"Green Eggs and Ham" Re-imagined

"Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss is one of my favorite contemporary picture books.  I just can't get it out of my head...which is why I re-imagined it in a Pittsburgh setting, with pierogies replacing the green eggs and ham.  Read this out loud to your child, because reading stories and hearing rhymes are helpful for children because it helps promote early literacy and attention.  Or, have your child read this to you to practice reading skills, articulation, stuttering strategies, voice strategies, etc.  I would love to add some pictures to this when I have more time.

Image retrieved from http://www.roadtripsrus.com/2013/10/09/pedaling-pierogies-national-pierogi-day/.

I am Suzy Zees.

I am Suzy Zees.

Suzy Zees – that’s me.

That Suzy Zees

That Suzy Zees!

I do not like

that Suzy Zees!

Do you like

pierogies?

I do not like them,

Suzy Zees.

I do not like

pierogies.

Would you like them

outside or in?

I would not like them

outside or in.

I would not like them

for breakfast, lunch or din-din.

I do not like

pierogies.

I do not like them,

Suzy Zees.

Would you like them

in Station Square?

Would you like them

with a bear?

I do not like them

in Station Square.

I do not like them

with a bear.

I do not like them

outside or in.

I do not like them

for breakfast, lunch or din-din.

I do not like peirogies.

I do not like them, Suzy Zees.

Would you eat them

in Schenley Park?

Would you eat them

with a shark?

Not in Schenley Park

Not with a shark.

Not in Station Square.

Not with a bear.

I would not eat them outside or in.

I would not eat them for breakfast, lunch, or din-din.

I would not eat pierogies.

I do not like them, Suzy Zees.

Would you? Could you?

On a cruise?

Taste them! Taste them!

You can’t lose!

I would not ,

could not,

on a cruise.

You may enjoy them.

You will see.

You may like them

on the T?

I would not, could not on the T.

Not on a cruise! You leave me be.

I do not like them in Schenley Park.

I do not like them with a shark.

I do not like them in Station Square.

I do not like them with a bear.

I do not like them outside or in.

I do not like them for breakfast, lunch or din-din.

I do not like piergoies.

I do not like them, Suzy Zees.

A run! A run!

A run! A run!

Could you, would you

while on a run?

Not on a run! Not on the T!

Not on a cruise! Suzy! Leave me be!

I would not, could not, in Schenley Park.

I could not, would not, with a shark.

I will not eat them with a bear.

I will not eat them in Station Square.

I will not eat them outside or in.

I will not eat them for breakfast, lunch or din-din.

I do not like them, Suzy Zees.

Hey!

In the river?

Here in the river?

Would you, could you, in the river?

I would not, could not,

in the river.

Would you, could you,

in the sun?

I would not, could not, in the sun.

Not in the river.  Not on a run,

Not in on a cruise.  Not on the T.

I do not like them, Suzy, you see.

Not in Station Square.  Not in Schenley Park.

Not with a bear.  Not with a shark.

I will not eat them outside or in.

I do not like them for breakfast, lunch or din-din!

You do not like

pierogies?

I do not

like them,

Suzy Zees.

Could you, would you,

with a feline?

I would not,

could not.

with a feline!

Would you, could you,

on the incline?

I could not, would not, on the incline.

I will not, will not, with a feline

I will not eat them in the sun.

I will not eat them on a run.

Not in the river! Not on the T!

Not on a cruise! You leave me be!

I do not like them in Schenley Park.

I do not like them with a shark.

I will not eat them in Station Square.

I do not like them with a bear.

I do not like them outside or in.

I do not like them for BREAKFAST, LUNCH or DIN-DIN!

I do not like

pierogies!

I do not like them,

Suzy-Zees.

You do not like them.

SO you yell.

Taste them! Taste them!

And you may tell.

Taste them and you may tell I yell.

Suzy!

If you will let me go,

I will taste them.

You will know.

Hey!

I like pierogies!

I do!! I like them, Suzy Zees!

And I would eat them on the incline!

And I would eat them with a feline.

And I will eat them in the sun.

And in the river.  And on a run.

And on a cruise.  And on the T.

They are so yummy, so yummy you see!

So I will eat them in Schenley Park.

And I will eat them with a shark.

And I will eat them in Station Square.

And I will eat them with a bear.

And I will eat them outside and in.

Hey! I will eat them for breakfast, lunch and din-din!

I do so enjoy

pierogies!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Suzy Zees!