The Twelve Days of Christmas: Pittsburgh Style

The following is a modification of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" I wrote, to be focused on Pittsburgh.  Songs can be helpful for the pediatric population to increase socialization.

On the first day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

6 bankers banking

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

7 Penguins skating

6 bankers banking

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

8 Pirates winning

7 Penguins skating

6 bankers banking

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

9 doctors helping

8 Pirates winning

7 Penguins skating

6 bankers banking

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

10 professors teaching

9 doctors helping

8 Pirates winning

7 Penguins skating

6 bankers banking

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

11 boats a-floating

10 professors teaching

9 doctors helping

8 Pirates winning

7 Penguins skating

6 bankers banking

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas

Pittsburgh gave to me:

12 Heinz pickles

11 boats a-floating

10 professors teaching

9 doctors helping

8 Pirates winning

7 Penguins skating

6 bankers banking

5 O hot dogs

4 Primanti sandwiches

3 rivers flowing

2 terrible towels

and a partridge in a pear tree.