Sunday, April 13, 2014

Pittsburgh Jokes

Although April Fools' Day has come and gone, I think it's important to use jokes frequently...even in speech therapy.  Joke telling is a great way to practice turn-taking and social skills.  Telling jokes is also a great way to practice articulation, stuttering strategies, language, voice strategies, abstract reasoning, reading...just about anything!  Here are a few Pittsburgh-themed jokes:

1. Why did the panther cross the road?  Because it was the chicken's day off!

2. What's black and white, black and blue, black and white, black and blue?  A Pittsburgh penguin slipping on the ice!

3. What did the Eat'n Park Smiley Cookie say when he felt sick?  I feel crummy.  I'm about to crumble!

4. Where do Pittsburghers keep their money?  In a river bank!

5. What did the frozen vegetables at Giant Eagle say?  Lettuce out, it's cold in here!

6. How can there be an Upper Saint Clair if there isn't a Lower Saint Clair?!

7. What is the nicest town in Pittsburgh?  Friendship!

8. Knock knock.  Who's there?  Pierogi.  Pierogi who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Pierogi.  Pierogi who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Pierogi who?  Knock knock.  Who's there?  Orange.  Orange who?  Orange you glad I didn't say Pierogi?!

9. What do lawyers wear to the Allegheny Courthouse?  Lawsuits!

10. Why did the computer go to UPMC?  Because it had a virus!

Please post below any Pittsburgh-themed jokes that are appropriate for children.

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